"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would
permit us to be pirates."
- Mark Twain, Life on the Mississippi
Had my first taste of piracy (as a profession) at a function the other day. Donned a bad pirate cozzie and underwent an instant personality change. And I was moved to write the following in case anyone wants to hire us to do it again: Davy Jones' Locker Four very silly pirates with no fashion sense will entertain youse at your next function with an Ocean Fresh™ selection of jigs and reels, hornpipes and hosepipes (subject to current restrictions of course). Davy Jones' Locker will introduce you to the unique Piratical Tango, PLUS an alarming meet and greet technique which should loosen your guests up nicely. AAAAAARRRRRHH! These four pensionable privateers - recently returned from a life of copyright infringement and other piracy on the high ©s - are guaranteed Villains of the Deepest Dye: 'Dead Ear' Gibbney: fiddling! 'Dead Wrong' Wrichens: guitarrr! 'Dead Man' Blake: clarrrinet! 'Dead Beat' Jones: hitting things! A - HAAAAARRRRRHH! These pirates are very, very bad. They are possibly the worst pirates you've ever seen, and they're not afraid to admit it. That's why they've given it away and are now available for weddings, parties and workshops on anger management, men's issues, intellectual property rights and prosthetics. Why not invite them to walk YOUR plank? AAAAAAARRRRRRGHH! back to top (and not a moment too soon)
Had my first taste of piracy (as a profession) at a function the other day. Donned a bad pirate cozzie and underwent an instant personality change. And I was moved to write the following in case anyone wants to hire us to do it again: Davy Jones' Locker Four very silly pirates with no fashion sense will entertain youse at your next function with an Ocean Fresh™ selection of jigs and reels, hornpipes and hosepipes (subject to current restrictions of course). Davy Jones' Locker will introduce you to the unique Piratical Tango, PLUS an alarming meet and greet technique which should loosen your guests up nicely. AAAAAARRRRRHH! These four pensionable privateers - recently returned from a life of copyright infringement and other piracy on the high ©s - are guaranteed Villains of the Deepest Dye: 'Dead Ear' Gibbney: fiddling! 'Dead Wrong' Wrichens: guitarrr! 'Dead Man' Blake: clarrrinet! 'Dead Beat' Jones: hitting things! A - HAAAAARRRRRHH! These pirates are very, very bad. They are possibly the worst pirates you've ever seen, and they're not afraid to admit it. That's why they've given it away and are now available for weddings, parties and workshops on anger management, men's issues, intellectual property rights and prosthetics. Why not invite them to walk YOUR plank? AAAAAAARRRRRRGHH! back to top (and not a moment too soon)